irony tales

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Chess was a game she never understood and found it rather boring.
Today after getting the pink slip for no reason,she had understood the movements of a pawn..



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All her life, she hated eating vegetables.
Now,after the accident ,the doctors declared that she had slipped to being a vegetable herself ..



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She was a model and day dreamt of being a super star soon.
She lost the pageant when she failed to answer -" which is the brightest star in our galaxy?" ...



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He was so into her,lusted for her and was attracted to her sleek figure.
He couldnt wait to have her in his life and sweared to never leave her .
There was no bounds to his joy when finally the Flipkart guy delivered him his iPhone.


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